As one of my favorite writers, Dave Holmes, recently wrote in Esquire, “The Top Gun volleyball scene isn’t homoerotic. To some, it’s aged into a pop-culture joke. It is of glistening biceps being flexed during a game of shirtless beach volleyball. I speak confidently on behalf of a sizable segment of the population when I say that, when one thinks of the 1986 film Top Gun, the first thing that comes to mind is not a person in a fighter jet.